shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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(Source : shalrath)

zorak2:

boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

ughsocialjustice:

Oh look, Tumblr’s talking about Nash Grier and Robin Thicke again.


peppapigvevo:

fucking dinosaurs got this

(Source : happyd00dle)


Sleeping cuties (◡‿◡✿)

(Source : shizutanii)

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:

noblerhombus:

camuizuuki:

brokeback-purgatory:

I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.

SOMEBODY

MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS

I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT

the best part is that he would fucking love it

PLEASE.

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER

HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF

SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL

Petition

terezi-pie-rope:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

im laughing i actually did this some dude called me an ugly bitch and i just said “nah” and he pretended not to hear me even though he was three feet away and everybody else heard me