boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
Oh look, Tumblr’s talking about Nash Grier and Robin Thicke again.
Sleeping cuties (◡‿◡✿)
(Source : shizutanii)
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
im laughing i actually did this some dude called me an ugly bitch and i just said “nah” and he pretended not to hear me even though he was three feet away and everybody else heard me